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Car 31 lyrics - The Courteeners

Flirting with a floozy

I heard there was talk of a Jacuzzi

And she's lapping up your charm

A little bit faster than it oozes

Her ex is there and he's fiddling with his hair

At the back of the minibus

Said they'll die

Pretending he doesn't care

Car 31

What have you done?

You're taking everyone home

Spoiling the fun

And there's a cardigan in the corner

And she's starting to bore you

But you can't say a word

In case her sister finds out

I should definitely warn you

It's happening again

There's a crowd of you in the rain

Now your gutted cause you look back

And reminisce and realise it's never the same

Car 31

What have you done?

You're taking everyone home

Spoiling the fun

Not One Could I Give lyrics - The Courteeners

Now she's seeing this extremely well-mannered

Good looking chap

He's got the tendency to walk around

And kick your face in and that

He wears his trainers and some very interesting jeans

Some lovely tops

Only last week did we hear those nasty rumours

About him shoplifting shops

Well that's just me and I'm probably biased

And I say oh no I'm not one to try her

I hope they're happy and ever after they live

Actually no that's rubbish and not one could I give

Now look listen it is not like he's my friend

In fact I don't hardly know him

But I know him well enough to tell you that his highlights were bad

I mean they're fucking glowing

So I said look listen can you please turn away

'Cause my eyes are getting dead sore

The truth be told between you and me

I just couldn't take anymore

Well that's just me and I am probably biased

I say oh no I'm not going to try her

I hope they're happy and ever after they live

Actually no that's rubbish, not one could I give

Please Don't (In Isolation) lyrics - Courteeners & Blossoms

Four years and twenty-two shades of blonde

Is all that separated us

Why couldn't we have carried on?

We could've got married

You could have carried some of my sons

You let me change the radio

Station in your car

Do you remember that time

I raised my voice

Because you said you'd never ever heard of the La's?

We continued to make it complicated

When your fingertips are wrapped round those knuckles of mine

The fear went home and the smile returned

And all of a sudden everything was fine

Oh, those days have passed

And these types of relationship never last

So please don't pretend

That we'll stay friends

Because you know as well as I do that that

Well that just never happens

Juggernaut in your mouth

I can't feel a hurricane when you shout

I should be safe for ever

In your arms

I should be safe for ever

In your arms

How come I always see you out

With those boys that we used to argue about?

You walk over all flustered and stuff

Telling everyone inside that you've had enough

You spend eighty-five percent of your night

Tryna make me understand

Why you were standing so close while you were kissing him

Why you left that place holding his hand

Oh darling, can't you see

That it's got fuck all to do with me?

Please don't pretend

That we'll stay friends

Cause you know as well as I do that that

Well that just, it never happens

Saw This And FORT Of You lyrics - The Courteeners

Ill-informed miseducated dross falls from your face at a rate of knots

I feel sorry for the one who has to share a bed with you

I'd rather be dead than you

As per usual my tongue was firmly in cheek

I'll be dreaming up something different next week

It's for the best if you just switch off

I sound self important like a product of one of the three troughs

No I wouldn't want that gossiping the day away tit for tat

It's not your fault it's just where you go

But in terms of reward you reap who you know

Your like anorexic vultures on Oldham Street

You build each other a musical elite

I wasn't invited four years ago

I'm still not and if I was I wouldn't show

But don't get me wrong they do lovely lunches

The muppet clientele what a bunch a cunts

Passing judgement on things they don't know

Well I'd love to walk out and steal the show

I wouldn't want that no I wouldn't want that

Gossiping the day away tit for tat

It's not your fault it's just where you go

But in terms of reward you reap who you know

And please don't thing that I'm having a go

Please know that you know that I'm having a go

It's about that you know

But you know I wouldn't want that

Gossiping the day away tit for tat

It's not your fault it's just where you go

But in terms of reward you reap who you know

Slow Down lyrics - The Courteeners

If you're not careful

You might rob us of this local treasure

With all of your unnecessary

Nasty, not nice tabloid pressure

That would be

Such a horrible thing to do

If you don't know what I mean

Wait until it turns around

And they say to you

Slowdown

(Slowdown)

Slowdown

(Slowdown)

Slowdown

(Slowdown)

Slowdown

What might trouble her at the back

He starts to sing all of these lovely things

And it starts her off and if not

All I want in your heart places she con

You just like it stopped

Then you got that feeling that you don't know crap

Slowdown

(Slowdown)

Slowdown

(Slowdown)

Slowdown

(Slowdown)

Slowdown

Slowdown

Slowdown

Slowdown

Slowdown

Trying Too Hard To Score lyrics - The Courteeners

He thought he was better than most

And he pissed all over the holy ghost

He never had to pay at the disco door

Such a shame he's trying too hard to score

You'd best be on your best behavior

You'd best be on your best behavior

You'd better be on your better behavior

He was cocky and he was cool

The best looking juvenile in his secondary school

We used to idolise him but not anymore

On his own he's trying too hard to score

You'd best be on your best behavior

And if your not I'm not going to save you

You'd better be on your better behavior